Self-Aware Fool

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Which Twin Peaks Character Are You? – Taken by Westboro member Steve Drain. 
Q. Pick a movieA. Fargo (“I like the Coen Brothers a lot. Their films tend to be morality plays.”)
Q. What term best describes you?A. Loyal (“I hope to be loyal in my service to God.”)
Q. Pick a songA. “Money” by Pink Floyd (“I think they’re a very underrated band.”)
Q. What’s your ideal Friday night?A. Hanging with your significant other (“I love my wife, she’s the wife of my youth. And the Lord tells us to rejoice with the wife of thy youth.”)
Q. Pick a foodA. Maraschino cherries (“I put maraschino cherries in soda. I think it spices it up.”)
Q. Describe your personal styleA. No. (“I don’t think any of the other stuff really describes me very well.”)
Q. Pick a TV showA. Breaking Bad (“It’s a very interesting story. It’s complex. I don’t like stories where you already know what’s going to happen. Though I’ve gotta tell you, with all of his supposed love for his wife and son, rather than deciding to be a meth kingpin, he could’ve just trusted that the Lord would take care of his son and wife.”)
RESULT:

"Who is that? I guess he’s one of the prime suspects for killing the girl. He looks like he’s a good-looking, clean-cut kid. Which means he doesn’t at all resemble me."
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vicemag:

Which Twin Peaks Character Are You? – Taken by Westboro member Steve Drain. 

Q. Pick a movie
A. Fargo (“I like the Coen Brothers a lot. Their films tend to be morality plays.”)

Q. What term best describes you?
A. Loyal (“I hope to be loyal in my service to God.”)

Q. Pick a song
A. “Money” by Pink Floyd (“I think they’re a very underrated band.”)

Q. What’s your ideal Friday night?
A. Hanging with your significant other (“I love my wife, she’s the wife of my youth. And the Lord tells us to rejoice with the wife of thy youth.”)

Q. Pick a food
A. Maraschino cherries (“I put maraschino cherries in soda. I think it spices it up.”)

Q. Describe your personal style
A. No. (“I don’t think any of the other stuff really describes me very well.”)

Q. Pick a TV show
A. Breaking Bad (“It’s a very interesting story. It’s complex. I don’t like stories where you already know what’s going to happen. Though I’ve gotta tell you, with all of his supposed love for his wife and son, rather than deciding to be a meth kingpin, he could’ve just trusted that the Lord would take care of his son and wife.”)

RESULT:

"Who is that? I guess he’s one of the prime suspects for killing the girl. He looks like he’s a good-looking, clean-cut kid. Which means he doesn’t at all resemble me."

See more Buzzfeed quizzes taken by Westboro Baptist Church members